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Sun, Jul. 4th, 2010, 03:14 am
An Indy Day truth.

We barely know who and what we are. We don't know where we're going and argue about where we've been. We're like fireworks, blazing rockets of sound and colour that [and so on...]

Fri, Jun. 4th, 2010, 04:57 pm

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8(72.7%)
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0(0.0%)
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3(27.3%)

Fri, Jun. 4th, 2010, 04:52 pm
I will walk down to the ocean (The Great Oil Sill)

It cares not about your dreams
It cares not about your pyramid schemes


So, we're all environmentalists now, huh?

I've been biting my tongue on this whole matter for some time now. For one thing, I'm an Alaskan, and when you say "Exxon" to me, I finish with "Valdez oil spill". Now every American finishes "BP" with "oil spill". Serves 'em right.

What gets me, and try to stay with me here, is the whiplash I'm getting from all the rainy day environmentalists. I'm seeing people that treated the topic of environmental preservation and responsibility like it was a joke, like it wasn't real. And now the inevitable happens nearby where they live, and it's now they're crying for change? Now? Don't get me wrong, I'm more than happy to see some people come around, but it shouldn't have taken twenty-four hour coverage of thousand-gallon crude oil waves blanketing the Southern shoreline. That's Too Late, in my opinion.

Mean-fucking-while, global climate change is still considered a controversial issue, in that one side is continuing to fund itself. Keep being angry with BP, of course, but I don't know, reduce your garbage output. Recycle. Prefer locally produced organic produce, I don't know, do something practical like that. Turn your lights off when you leave the room. Participate in this shit. It's not a spectator thing, okay?

Of course, most of the people that this is aimed at aren't going to be reading any of this, but whatever. I need to get it out of my system.

Fri, May. 28th, 2010, 12:27 pm
Ugh, commercials and news.

Poll #1571134 Intermission Pt. 1

Crabby Clean! It

sanitized, oxides, mesmerizes.
0(0.0%)
infiltrates, saturates, prorates.
6(42.9%)
can get you places, show you thing, take your pants off.
4(28.6%)
is perfect for any dish! Spice up your tacos, your sandwhiches, your salads, your lovers.
4(28.6%)

Gupstein, Claus, and Lynch:

Lawyers with uncharacteristic passion.
1(7.1%)
We're not actually a law or financial firm, we manufacture ice cream.
7(50.0%)
Formerly the San Deigo-based superhero team, they are deciding to take a more grass-roots approach to crime fighting.
6(42.9%)

Punctuation Gang, that's us, we're here for the money, so,

Put it in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
0(0.0%)
Has anybody plugged the security feed yet? Don't you know that the cops will get here soon? Should I do it?
1(7.1%)
These mall cop types can't stop us: our handle on punction is too much for them:
2(14.3%)
- Oh my god we're going to be rich- ooh look a pen with a springey on it - hey is that a-
8(57.1%)
Stay down! We mean business! Even dash! Even though it looks like she has ADHD! She does! It is just who she is!
3(21.4%)

Fri, May. 21st, 2010, 03:00 pm
This is it!

Poll #1567669 PPPP Season 1 Finale (2/2)

Just when this whole escapade seems to have fulfilled it's pecularity potential, raiblu rides from the past with the Bow of Jaimes Deen!

HAXX!! :O
1(11.1%)
How many transparent motorcycles does postrodent have, anyhow? Everybody is riding one.
4(44.4%)
I still don't have a clue what's happening, but alright.
0(0.0%)
Who exactly released the penguins? Was it us, or, um, them?
0(0.0%)

The Overmatrix gate is re-activated, and begins the closing phase. The world is now in a New Phase. Some rules will change in the new Epoch.

I declare this brave new world clothing optional!
7(77.8%)
Could this thing close any freaking slower? The Silent Choir of False Angels is still getting out. Plastic feathers everywhere.
2(22.2%)
Psh, I'm already bored of the new epoch.
0(0.0%)

Meanwhile, on the surface, the fight has been raging between the adorable but very quite dangerous animals and the Inverted Demons. It's decided when their general, the Millipede King, takes a CRITICAL HIT!

Tee hee!
1(11.1%)
SMAAAAASH
3(33.3%)
It's super effective!
2(22.2%)
"Welcome to Earth." [shades]
1(11.1%)
POLL'D!!
2(22.2%)

The great battle is over. The inverted demons take up residence in the artificial wilderness with the hope of making it a theme resort, and the False Angels reluctantly join society.

What about the pengiuns?
0(0.0%)
Nice to see that they're all, uh, adjusting.
4(44.4%)
Great. How do we get back down from here? The euphoria of vertical movement?
2(22.2%)
That's beside the point. Where are the Adversarial Ones? Did they get away? Are they still out there?
3(33.3%)

People who participate in online polls are awesome.

I agree.
2(22.2%)
I disagree.
0(0.0%)
What?
2(22.2%)
Not as awesome as the people that make them OH YEAH
2(22.2%)
Other
3(33.3%)

Seriously, though, which one of these should I wear? Maybe I should show a little flesh with the red one, it's the right occasion for it but at the same time I don't want them to think I'm a slut, and I saw the green one in a storefront the other day so maybe it's in fashion??

Mean: 5.44 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.83
1
1(11.1%)
2
1(11.1%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
2(22.2%)
5
1(11.1%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
1(11.1%)
8
2(22.2%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(11.1%)

Fri, May. 14th, 2010, 12:49 pm
This is it, the PPPP Season One climax!

Poll #1564364 PPPP Season 1 Finale (1/2)

You all have your weapons, the penguins have been released, and the Overmatrix Gate has been breached. Prepare.

We're going to need help. I open my Life Note and write the names of some helpful-sounding people.
4(30.8%)
Call Ko-Dessan, Destroyer of Islands. She has other cute but powerful mascot animal contacts.
3(23.1%)
We got through the false wilderness. We can get through this.
2(15.4%)
Let's call alert the Council of Johns. They can protect the people while we handle the big stuff.
2(15.4%)
Time to Doff (ctrl + d) the Hat of Danger. ^
2(15.4%)

The Inverted Demons and the False Angels are pouring out of the gate faster than you can fight them. You're going to have to fly up there and close it somehow.

Time for the melancholy of vertical movement, bitches.
2(15.4%)
Maybe the indirect approach is better. That fallen building could be used like a ramp! postrodent! I need your transparent motorcycle!
7(53.8%)
Screw that. I'm staying down here and kicking ass. If I don't, there won't be a world left, even if we win.
2(15.4%)
If I don't come back, refference music for me. Tell the boys that I love their butts. I'm off.
2(15.4%)

The Gate is mysteriously unguarded. You all quickly realize why: the over-ride mechanism looks like it's operated with the Bow of Jaimes Deen... Which none of you chose.

...What. WHAT?! OH COME THE F--
2(15.4%)
Hold it. That... there were consequences to...
2(15.4%)
Ooookay. I can't even remember what that was. It was posted in February, for god's sakes.
5(38.5%)
I'd be annoyed, but I's not sure I know what's happening.
1(7.7%)
This pointless poll thing has just taken a turn for the surreal.
3(23.1%)

Wed, May. 12th, 2010, 12:45 pm
Dagnabit!

Employment FAILURE.

Mission:
F A I L U R E

F
A
I
L
U
R
E

There is NO JOB gained.

Ahh, well. That was the biggest waste of time yet, but whatchagonnado?

Tue, May. 11th, 2010, 03:52 pm

Early tomorrow morning, I have my first job interview sorta-thing since last year. Let's hope it goes well. If I land this job, not only do I get my independence back, it'll put me in Anchorage by the end of summer, and I can vanquish my debt within a year and a half. This could be awesome. Wish me grud roch[/in-joke].

Fri, May. 7th, 2010, 06:05 pm
hjkl! yubn! i? Let's do some ;

Poll #1561573 What are these?

D

Some kind of flying lizard beast thing.
0(0.0%)
oh sh-- green dragon!!
6(46.2%)
Named vampire: Dracula.
0(0.0%)
...It's the caplitalized letter 'D'. Actually laying there on the dungeon floor.
7(53.8%)

r

A rat.
7(53.8%)
A rock. Maybe a few rocks.
3(23.1%)
Some papers, book, or a scroll. See, 'r'eadable.
3(23.1%)
The painter Rembrandt.
0(0.0%)

^

It's a traaaaaaaaap!
4(30.8%)
It's a carrot. Maybe multiple.
2(15.4%)
Oooh a hat. Doff it. (ctrl+d)
6(46.2%)
Some rubble, sticking out of the ground.
1(7.7%)

Uhh, um. It's. A bunny?
1(7.7%)
An. Open lock. Yah, maybe.
4(30.8%)
It's a pilar with an eye on it. Maybe? Criminy, let's look at it.
4(30.8%)
I have never seen that character before on here.
4(30.8%)

ª

What the... It's an asp that's been shrunk and is floating??? Maybe??
4(30.8%)
What. The.
2(15.4%)
Er. Gonna have to look at it. It's an obscure one.
7(53.8%)

I don't know! Leave me alone! What is that?! WHAT IS THAT?!
0(0.0%)
Holy hell It's... like... it's the cosmic manifestation of "yes" is sitting over there!
7(53.8%)
This is the weirdest rouge-like I've ever played.
6(46.2%)

Wed, May. 5th, 2010, 12:48 pm
Junior Senior lyrics through mental cutefilter.

If you had a bad day
-Put your catsuit on
If your friends won't play
-Put your catsuit on
If you had a bad day
-Put your catsuit on
If the world seems gray
-Put your catsuit on
If you wanna get away
-Put your catsuit on

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