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Wed, Oct. 5th, 2005, 04:37 pm
My memes are more postmodern and original than your memes.

An Unordered List Detailing Things I Have Never Done

  • Presented, in Powerpoint, the narrative of a life of a two-dimensional rhinoceros.

  • Fought fisticuffs with a small flock of vampire fairies.

  • Hugged the Livejournal servers.

  • Had a brain transplant. No I haven't. Shut up.

  • Danced on my own grave.

  • Sleepwalked into an especially precarious situation.

  • Played dice games with fine deities such as Dionysus, Isis, or Ganesha.

  • Tripped and fell into a pile of M&Ms.

  • Saved the princess.

  • Stayed up really late talking to rubberskunk about the nineties.

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 01:20 am (UTC)

The eighties is another question altogether.

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)

Well, yes! If, for instance, I would ask the question "How were the eighties?" it would be completely different from the question "How were the nineties?".

...My tea is cold! Let's move over to the next seat!

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 03:17 am (UTC)

I bet hugging the LJ servers would cause them to cry or explode or something XD

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 08:43 am (UTC)

I wonder how big my katamari would have to be to roll them up!

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)

I want to dance on my own grave. It would be all sorts of cool, including the implications.

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)

Easier than you might think, just order a grave plot (one you wouldn't mind being buried in) and once it's yours, go dancing.

I don't suggest breakdancing unless you don't mind grass stains.

Fri, Oct. 7th, 2005 11:31 am (UTC)

Aw, I was thinking more along the lines of having people think I'm dead and buried, and then coming along to dance over a pile of fresh grave dirt with headstone.

The implication being that I had either risen from the grave, or tricked a bunch of people into thinking I was dead. Either way...*giggle*

Sat, Oct. 8th, 2005 05:03 am (UTC)

*chants "do it! do it!"*