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Wed, Oct. 5th, 2005, 04:37 pm
My memes are more postmodern and original than your memes.

An Unordered List Detailing Things I Have Never Done

  • Presented, in Powerpoint, the narrative of a life of a two-dimensional rhinoceros.

  • Fought fisticuffs with a small flock of vampire fairies.

  • Hugged the Livejournal servers.

  • Had a brain transplant. No I haven't. Shut up.

  • Danced on my own grave.

  • Sleepwalked into an especially precarious situation.

  • Played dice games with fine deities such as Dionysus, Isis, or Ganesha.

  • Tripped and fell into a pile of M&Ms.

  • Saved the princess.

  • Stayed up really late talking to rubberskunk about the nineties.

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 02:28 am (UTC)

Well, yes! If, for instance, I would ask the question "How were the eighties?" it would be completely different from the question "How were the nineties?".

...My tea is cold! Let's move over to the next seat!