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Wed, Oct. 5th, 2005, 04:37 pm
My memes are more postmodern and original than your memes.

An Unordered List Detailing Things I Have Never Done

  • Presented, in Powerpoint, the narrative of a life of a two-dimensional rhinoceros.

  • Fought fisticuffs with a small flock of vampire fairies.

  • Hugged the Livejournal servers.

  • Had a brain transplant. No I haven't. Shut up.

  • Danced on my own grave.

  • Sleepwalked into an especially precarious situation.

  • Played dice games with fine deities such as Dionysus, Isis, or Ganesha.

  • Tripped and fell into a pile of M&Ms.

  • Saved the princess.

  • Stayed up really late talking to rubberskunk about the nineties.

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
alfador_fox

I want to dance on my own grave. It would be all sorts of cool, including the implications.

Thu, Oct. 6th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)
sparksol

Easier than you might think, just order a grave plot (one you wouldn't mind being buried in) and once it's yours, go dancing.

I don't suggest breakdancing unless you don't mind grass stains.

Fri, Oct. 7th, 2005 11:31 am (UTC)
alfador_fox

Aw, I was thinking more along the lines of having people think I'm dead and buried, and then coming along to dance over a pile of fresh grave dirt with headstone.

The implication being that I had either risen from the grave, or tricked a bunch of people into thinking I was dead. Either way...*giggle*