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Wed, Oct. 5th, 2005, 04:37 pm
My memes are more postmodern and original than your memes.

An Unordered List Detailing Things I Have Never Done

  • Presented, in Powerpoint, the narrative of a life of a two-dimensional rhinoceros.

  • Fought fisticuffs with a small flock of vampire fairies.

  • Hugged the Livejournal servers.

  • Had a brain transplant. No I haven't. Shut up.

  • Danced on my own grave.

  • Sleepwalked into an especially precarious situation.

  • Played dice games with fine deities such as Dionysus, Isis, or Ganesha.

  • Tripped and fell into a pile of M&Ms.

  • Saved the princess.

  • Stayed up really late talking to rubberskunk about the nineties.

Sat, Oct. 8th, 2005 05:03 am (UTC)
guido_jacobs

*chants "do it! do it!"*