Totally awesome news, everyone: my back-up computer is having chronic hardware problems now! In less awesome news, I have installed fans for my main computer and now only need to tweak with them. Alas, I'm too busy to do that tonight, or maybe even tomorrow. In the meantime, take care of yourselves. I know I've been, um, existantially challenged for a lot of my pals, but it won't last forever.
Oh, this just in. A few instant message services are reporting that I'm online, but they are FULL OF LIES. I'll have to deal with that later.