Take that, 2005! Take it right up your April! It's going to be a happy new year because the only way 2006 can be any worse is if my entire gastro-intensinal system explodes into angry maggots. Angry maggots that also enjoy watching sports on television. Besides that, 2006 is an interesting number. It's so even and full of coincidence. 2 * 3 = 6 & there are three numbers after the two, you know, simple stuff like that.