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masstreble

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I like my women like I like my coffee...

...Ground up and in the freezer.
...Not too hot.
...Scalding in my lap.
...Free, in the office breakroom.
...During break.
...For a dollar.
...Imported from Columbia.
...Filled with Irish Creme.
...With breakfast.
...Not too soon before bedtime.
...With whiskey.
...Cold and full of milk.
...Before an exam.
...Leaves lots of stains.
...For diuretic properties.
...Cheap and easily available.
...Bought in bulk.
...At the convenience store.
...From the bottom of the pot.
...Pungent.
...With a scent that gets me up in the morning.
...Run through a filter.
...Available in single serving.
...Crystallized.
...Instant.
...Filled with milk.
...Good to talk over.
...With a glazed doughnut.
...With lots of lumps.
...In a paper cup.
...Decaffeinated.
...Expensive and trendy.
...In a designer mug.
...Severely overpriced.
...In Starbucks(tm).
...Shared by a couple.
...Fat free.
...Lactose free.
...Unadulterated.
...In my mouth on a cold night.
...Dumped on my friend.
...Thrown in somebody's face.
...Prepared by a machine.
...Agitated into frothiness.
...With a cardboard handle.
...Watered down.
...Twenty ounces at a time.
...With a flavor shot.
...At Denny's (if I'm desperate).
...Through two little straws.
...As a hidden minigame.
...With really large boobs.

[thetakogun, cgranade, another friend and I came up with most of these all at once.]
Tags: fun, humor, nerland
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