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Tue, Mar. 21st, 2006, 04:58 pm
Lint, too.

Last week, I was cleaning out my keyboard. Did you ever stop to think that all the gunk in our keyboards is us? Our interactions with it fill the little cracks with hairs, skin cells, and little bits of sweat. I imagine that we're like our keyboards: when people interact with us, they leave a little bit behind, little impressions and thoughts, feelings. The only difference is that it cannot and never should be blown out with a can of compressed air.

Thu, Mar. 23rd, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
cgranade: Re: ;)

You mean you don't? Dirty, dirty man! Besides, vacuum brushes work so well for the purpose...

Thu, Mar. 23rd, 2006 06:49 am (UTC)
makzu: Re: ;)

And where does one put the vacuum brush in order to clean one's soul?

Thu, Mar. 23rd, 2006 09:01 am (UTC)
sparksol: Soulit

Depends on where you keep your soul(s). The default location for the hunam form's soulspot tends towards either the skull region, the center of the ribcage, or the crotch, seemingly at random.

I spread mine around. It keeps me scatterbrained, but it also stops people I know from successfully stealing my souls and selling it on the black market for another pizza.

Thu, Mar. 23rd, 2006 10:36 am (UTC)
masstreble: Re: Soulit

My souls "squeak!" when they get wet.