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Oopsie! I completely forgot to mention that it was going to be one big, complex, interconnected piece of fiction. My bad. >:3 I need more questions, though. Six isn't enough. :Cough: If you think you've got a really weird question (thanks to everyone who has commented thus far, this is great stuff to play off of), go right ahead and ask another one: I don't mind somebody commenting twice. C'mon, the point of this is to be unique and wonderful, darn it, you can't go wrong!

Caution/teaser: sexy hologram cartoon mouse girl program described therein. Essentially SFW unless your bosses hate reality-bending or something.