░░▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒░░ (masstreble) wrote,

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I'm where these jokes come from.

"I knew this yank who had a fetish for Scots."
"As in, people from Scotland?"
"Right, couldn't get it up without a Scot around. He saw this one therapist, right?"
"Sexual psychologist?"i
"Mm-hmm! He went every week for his one-hour session. And you know, the other day, the damndest thing,"
"He got off, scot-free."
"That's right!"
:Shared guffaw:
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