"What? No, I'm not Matt. He's over there." (Points at Matt)
"I said--siiiigh, thanks." (Drives away)
This comic gave me an idea: you take a shot every time somebody uses a particle! I think this falls under "drinking games that skip right to the…
Speaking of centaurs, did you know there are none in Sid Meier's "Alpha Centauri"? I'd feel ripped off, but I never played it.
There. We made the joke so you didn't have to.