People's Republic of Accidental Antisocial.

Little voice inside the head said to me the other day, "You should be careful talking to people: you might be misunderstood, and they might think you meant something you didn't. You shouldn't talk to people." I thought, "Hey, you're right. I shouldn't talk to people, I might do it all wrong..."

I paused, pondering, for a moment.

"...Hey, wait a minute."