It's the night of the full moon, and I have a confession to make. I'm a were________.
Yes, I know that comes as a shock to you, but it's true, on every night such as this, I transform into a half-man, half-_______. See, I was bitten by a strange _______, and shortly thereafter, my curse manifested itself. Now I shall lock myself in my chambers, lest I, maddened by transformation, attack you, and further spread the curse of the were_______!