Who knew the high-quality chocolate industry could be such an interesting stage for Texas-based business shenanigans? I pass on this article just for the virtue of containing the phrase, "mysterious, chocolate-making doppelgänger". How much can be marketing, I wonder, how much of our world and reality is just marketing. First I read Jennifer Government, now this. Also, I'm looking for a job at the same time. Life should not come in themed chapters.