Log in

No account? Create an account

Mon, Apr. 9th, 2007, 01:27 pm
We'll show 'em what for!

I'm sorry for the long silence; I've had a lot going on, and a lot to think about. I've been going through a bit of an identity crisis, trying to figure out what I want out of life, who I am, what I am, where I've been, and where I'm going from here. That's a bad condition to be trying to communicate broadly in, so I avoided it, until I felt a bit of tension built up, which made the situation worse.

After a lot of self-examination, ruminating, reflecting, and a lot of tough questions to myself, most of which I still can't answer, I've gathered just enough resolve to face the things directly in front of me, including you all. However, my most important achievment over the last month had to be asking on of the trickiest questions that anybody could face.

At my funeral, my dirge will be a solemn mix of the Katamari theme.

It was a tough one to face, but that's it, that's what I want. Think about it! The whole scene kind of grows on you, and leaves a really nice mood, right? At least it's appropriate.

Tue, Apr. 10th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)

Sounds nice.

Tue, Apr. 10th, 2007 10:29 am (UTC)

I plan to have a funeral for my body, to be certain, before I get it made into a Life Stone and have it integrated into my new cyborg body. I foresee downhill coffin racing prior to the service, at which point I will have sex with my own lifeless corpse while "Who Was In My Room Last Night" by the Butthole Surfers plays over the speakers. Then we'll close the casket and ship it off to the Life Stone company.


Tue, Apr. 10th, 2007 06:57 pm (UTC)

Sparkly death bling! It'll make for fantastic not-really-mourning. :3