I don't like raccoons. They look like they're made out of chocolate, but they're NOT! My daddy sells toasters for a living! I like to look at the MOON! Spoon! (That means Yes.) We're so lovely!
Alfador is the lovely son of a toaster salesman. His current hobbies including looking at the moon and spouting nonsense. He's also an outspoken figure in the raccoon/chocolate misunderstanding.