- ....Can break-fall against any attack, and is hence invincible... except to back problems.
- ...Knows two dialects of arthopod. Bzzzbzzclick.
- ...When distilled, produces pure Pink extract. Everybody knows how valuable that stuff is on the (conspicously) gray muse market.
- ...Can split into two smaller poppyokapi when the situation demands or when thoroughly confused.
Lying about poppyokapi to his face:
Gwuh, it has been a long time since I've posted here. I still read everything, but my life is dull but chaotic. I feel like I'm abandoning the…
Now that it's totally confirmed: THERE. Holy mother of crap, I've a job again. FINALLY. Just in time, too. Shittiest year of my life, man.
Bald-haired bossman You know him from work You'd think he was a virgin But he's got four kids Don't mean to imply And don't want no trouble But I'm…