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Thu, Jun. 11th, 2009, 11:37 pm
Now nobody can patent this sequence. I don't care that's not how it works. At least I'm trying.

[Crowded office building. Water cooler. 10:45 AM.]

T "Hey, Al, whatdyaknow?"
A "Good Tom doing good."
T "Did you hear what happened with Grant's kid?"
A "The teenager, yeah, ha, good thing she didn't let him have that old sporty thing, right?"
T "You know, I was an accident-free driver when I was that age."
A "Yeah because I--"
T+A "--didn't own a car!"
A "Ha haa ha!"
T "Hoo boy!"
[They both sip chilled water, and are joined by a woman]
T "Oh hey Casey what's happenin'?"
C "Hey you bums! Get back to work! Ha ha!"
A "Like that'll happen am I right?"
C "Yeah hey did you hear what happened with Grant's--"
T "Yeah we know like..."
[Grant walks by]
G "Hay people"
T "Hey man tough thing with the car ahh is he on your insurance?"
G "It wasn't so bad and this is a no-fault state so it's okay."
A "You know I never learned to drive."
T "Why is that, Al?"
A "I don't know I just never felt right behind the wheel?"
C "Say uh Al I think I know why look at your hands."
G "Yeah they're all big and hoove-like."
A "Come to think of it they are hooves huh that's weird."
T "Holy shit they are hooves oh my god why did I never notice that?"
C "Also now that you mention it that reminds me of how kinda big and kinda bovinish you are."
T "What the fuck Al you're a cow oh my god!"
A "Mooooo what the fuck moooooooooo!"
G "Ahhhhhhhhhhh wth man ahhhhh"
T "Aaaaaa omg aaagh"
A "Mooo no my dad totally lied to me about my mom mooooo"
C "Hey Al ha I just realized you're like our 'coworker' heh"
T "Aaaapffff."
G "Ugggggh"
A "C'mon Casey this is stressful for me"
A "And I need to get back to work"
A "Also tell people that gene sequences shouldn't be patentable"
A "The idea is ridiculous"

Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009 05:34 am (UTC)
xydexx

+♥ added to memories

Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
masstreble

Thanks! That's an LJ honor if ever there is one.

Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009 10:03 am (UTC)
sparksol

Launch Fighters.

Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009 04:55 pm (UTC)
alfador_fox

.

Sat, Jun. 13th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
sparksol

The **Happy Campers** are **Dancing** with Mycons!

Sat, Jun. 13th, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
alfador_fox

Let's play Frungy!

Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
masstreble

We can do that, we can make that happen. Choose ship class:
DEFENDER
Average-ability with the special Parabolic EMP Explosion
STRIKER
Fast but low shields, armed with Great Laser Sweep special
HEAVY
Great shields and fire power, low manoeuvrability and fire rate, the mighty Fission Pulse special

[you hold the down button for about eight seconds...]
PHANTOM
Better than average fire power, invulnerable after three seconds without fire. Plasma torrent special

Sat, Jun. 13th, 2009 02:30 am (UTC)
sparksol

Woohoo! Commence forceful explosive decompressioning of opposing spacescraft, with backup ship salvaging remains for our own purposes.

Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)
roricat: :D :D :D

oh god ahh someone brand me quick moooooooooo

Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
masstreble: Re: :D :D :D

RORICAT: High quality for your family
Don't accept any imitators!

Is this alright? We'll hold a marketing meeting on this.