Maybe it's supposed to be like a shameful diary that only it can read.
MASS TREBLE: My only Internet connection is dial-up via the family computer, which runs(?) Vista. It BSODs a lot. I found where it's doing the error dumps! Finally! Let's read yesterday's.
WINDOWS: Can't. Don't recognize the file type.
MASS TROUBLE: Ha ha! Oh, Windows.
WINDORS: Search the web for the appropriate program?
MASS TRUFFLE: Naturally.
WINDONKS: ...There is no appropriate application for ".DMP"s.
