░░▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒░░ (masstreble) wrote,

Maybe it's supposed to be like a shameful diary that only it can read.

MASS TREBLE: My only Internet connection is dial-up via the family computer, which runs(?) Vista. It BSODs a lot. I found where it's doing the error dumps! Finally! Let's read yesterday's.

WINDOWS: Can't. Don't recognize the file type.

MASS TROUBLE: Ha ha! Oh, Windows.

WINDORS: Search the web for the appropriate program?

MASS TRUFFLE: Naturally.

WINDONKS: ...There is no appropriate application for ".DMP"s.

MASK TRINKLE: Ha Ha HA! Oh, Windows.

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