So lovely. So innocent, and yet it is so angry... what shall we do with it?
Put it in a fluffy, pretty dress.
3(30.0%)
Bend it over.
0(0.0%)
Introduce it to our other pets.
0(0.0%)
Discipline it.
0(0.0%)
Ask it to participate in an online poll.
0(0.0%)
On a scale of one to eight, with one equalling "I hate Pointless Poll Phridays" and eight being "I live for PPPP!", how do you feel about it thus far?
Mean: 5.60 Median: 6 Std. Dev 1.91
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(20.0%)
4
2(20.0%)
5
1(10.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
3(30.0%)
8
2(20.0%)
Honeeey! Where's my keys?!
Did you check the dresser?
0(0.0%)
By the door!
1(10.0%)
I don't know. I don't know anything anymore. Nothing makes any sense, no matter how hard I try.
2(20.0%)
Oh I have them right here. You will not be getting them. They are now my keys. You will be trapped here, with me, forever.
4(40.0%)
...HEY. The poll question before this one wasn't completely Pointless! False advertising! Shenanigans! KILL!
3(30.0%)
What do you get when you fall in love?
Nothing but a lot of pain and sorrow~
0(0.0%)
Strong feelings of attaction torward the target, ranging from irrational fondness to obsession.
0(0.0%)
A neeeeEEEEEeeew CAR! *Duh-dun-daaaah~ dun-duh-duuh duuuuh~*
2(20.0%)
You'll never win! I have the key to the Overmatrix Gate, and as soon as I enter, my will become physical law! You may as well put on the fluffy, pretty dress right now!
2(20.0%)
Bunny ears.
6(60.0%)
What god, goddess, or divine being would you totally go down on?