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Fri, Feb. 19th, 2010, 04:59 pm
Well, well well. Well well well well WELL. WELLLLLL well. What's that girl? He fell down the WELL?

Poll #1527779 Why can't it always be Pointless Poll Phriday?

Isn't that, um, uncomfortable?

Psh, no, I've been doing this since I was a kid.
3(21.4%)
...It's prosthetic, honey.
3(21.4%)
What are you talking abo... oh, oh my god, I'm bleeding.
1(7.1%)
Nope. Not if you stretch regularly. Want to learn? I've got a couple open spots in my morning class.
2(14.3%)
Yeah. Well... Yeah.
5(35.7%)

Awwwwww, she's adorable! What's her name?

I don't really know, she's actually my brother's wife's, I'm just walking her as a favor.
1(7.1%)
Um. It's uh. It's a shovel, miss. I haven't named my shovel.
4(28.6%)
What? Oh, you mean... ha ha ha, oh, boy this is awkward, see, those aren't really pets. They're working animals, see, they keep the escaped food animals from becoming pests.
0(0.0%)
[Same as option above, with the following addition.] ...K'thindauck. That's her name. Please don't tell your mates.
4(28.6%)
*Looks up* MY NAME IS DO-KESSAN DESTROYER OF ISLANDS AND I WILL ANNHILATE THIS-- HEY WHAT ARE YOOOoooou oooooh that's good lower, oh yeaaaaaaah
5(35.7%)

Before you is a table of weapons. You and the others have been deliberately kept in the dark about the challenges you will face, but you do have first pick.

The Gauntlets of Good Penmenship. Looks like it has the best PAR stat... whatever the crap that is.
3(21.4%)
The Pitchfork of Controllable Rage. Smells weird. It looks like it gives you a little swirly icon. WTF?
0(0.0%)
The unforunately named Bow of Jaimes Deen. It's actually a kind of thick shieldy stick thing that has these little crosses at each end? How do you use this?
1(7.1%)
The Dagger of Fundemental Awareness. Looks less like a dagger and more like a spike. Small and light. You wonder what this thing even does for hey that guy's shoes are untied and look a wedding ring he's married.
3(21.4%)
Nemkin's Third Guitar. Hold shit it's a weaponized guitar. Like, one side of it looks like a cat's jaw, all toothy and nasty. Gives you access to some basic Wanderer techs. Huh?
2(14.3%)
A Sword of-- you know what, it's a sword, I'm taking it. It's got to be the least crazy weapon here and why am I sinking through the ground damn it?
0(0.0%)
The Boots of Retribution. Those aren't weapons. Well, maybe. Big sleek metal things, all open in the front. Penalty to your SHF but adds substantially to your... god where's the manual for this stuff?
0(0.0%)
The Table of Undefinition. It's like... a thick chessboard kind of thing. It makes words spoken through it dangerous, like bullets and arrows. I guess it's a wonky kind of psychic projectile weapon or god whatever you're getting a headache.
2(14.3%)
There's a spear at the end. Everybody's overlooking it. Kinda small but it's got a nice grip. Alright, this is yours, let's get this stupid adventure over with. Hey. Hey, I said I choose this thing! Hey! HEY! What the hell is going... ohhhhhhh I see.
3(21.4%)

postrodent should have a transparent motorcycle.

True.
9(64.3%)
Yes.
3(21.4%)
No. Actually, wait, yes.
2(14.3%)

Sat, Feb. 20th, 2010 02:09 am (UTC)
masstreble

Okay, confession here, this marks the first time that I posted the poll on arguably not-Friday. I'm pretty sure in some places it's past the dateline. I'm sorry. I try to aim these late Thursday night, but... I failed. It's all my fault. If you're doing this on Saturday, or saints preserve us, Sunday, then I hope it didn't ruin your weekend. I'll try harder in the future. If only I could make it so they automatically ship right as soon as it's Friday for the individual reader, or at the very least have it ship exactly when I want it to... Hmm.

Also, I voted on my own poll. Yeah, I want to see the answers as they come in without having to hit that button every time. It wasn't a rule that I can't participate anyhow. Pff. It's POINTLESS that's the POINT. Bonk!

Sat, Feb. 20th, 2010 05:05 am (UTC)
ghostangel

It juuuuuust turned Sat here, so in the US at least you made it X)

Sun, Feb. 21st, 2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
alfador_fox

I'm so procrastinationizing about my Livejournal Friends page that I'm doing this on Sunday!