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Thu, Feb. 25th, 2010, 11:51 pm
Every poll taken gets up and polls. THE PEOPLE IT POLLS GET UP AND POLL.

Poll #1530807 Hey you! You take those pants off!

Great. You just dropped your Death Note into a Puddle of Inverse. Now you can write names into the Life Note to make people exist.

Well, good thing I have my Gauntlets of Good Penmenship, then. Let's get crackin'!
3(21.4%)
Holy crap a Puddle of Inverse. What if I drop in, um, I don't know. My gum?
4(28.6%)
Cool, I can use this to... wait. What are the now inverted and totally bizarre rules?
6(42.9%)
Oh, oh MAN. Damn IT. I'm so freakin' clumsy. I hope nobody saw that.
0(0.0%)
...Good thing I didn't drop my Non-Exploded Bomb in there. Maybe I should, uh, put it away.
1(7.1%)

Everything's accounted for. You're prepared as you are going to be. Everyone's depending on you. Take a deep breath. There's no turning back now.

HEY YALL WATCH THIS
4(28.6%)
[Pick up a nearby car and throw it at the Vile Demiurge]
0(0.0%)
Whheeeeeeeeee!
0(0.0%)
"Okay, I'm going to move all my rocket guys up this bluff, and they're going to shoot at your tank thing."
2(14.3%)
May the gods have mercy on these poor bastards. RELEASE THE PENGUINS!
8(57.1%)

You kick down the door, and you encounter...

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Fri, Feb. 26th, 2010 10:05 am (UTC)
masstreble

I wish I could catalouge all the responses my icons get. That one up there is not the strangest one I've made by far. I'm still waiting for somebody to say something about this one, though.

Fri, Feb. 26th, 2010 02:25 pm (UTC)
bossgoji

Your desire for us to comment on it seems...

*puts on sunglasses*

...transparent.

YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Fri, Feb. 26th, 2010 11:50 pm (UTC)
masstreble

OH FU--*Explodes into flames*

Sat, Feb. 27th, 2010 06:51 am (UTC)
ghostangel

Most epic comment ever! *gives you gold medal* :D

Fri, Feb. 26th, 2010 09:12 pm (UTC)
salamandream

Torn between bringing back the best people on Earth and bringing back the very worst people so we can study their major mental malfunctions.

But I'd start with Da Vinci and Bentham. Brilliant thinkers and pacifists who nonetheless invented prisons and weapons of war. Call it a two-for-one deal. >_>

Fri, Feb. 26th, 2010 11:57 pm (UTC)
masstreble: And it's just as ethically divisive as the Death Note! (That property can't be inverted.)

You can also use it for totally vapid ends, like writing the name "Fappy Mackintosh-Kickdoe Bighead" and somebody born will be doomed to that name. Uggggh.

You could also obsessively write generic names with the note on each, "very cute and nice" until you pass out, wake up, eat a big, hurried breakfast, and then get back to writing. Then you'd be a hero to the next generation!

But really, you'd have to read the now inverted and totally weird rules before you do anything.

Sat, Feb. 27th, 2010 05:56 pm (UTC)
ejia_arath03

Where is that insane piece of sheet music that- Ah, Here it is.

Sat, Feb. 27th, 2010 10:59 pm (UTC)
masstreble

OH YES! I showed this to a music major back in college, and she laughed at the title, and began to read it... her eyes went wide and she looked like she was choking and then she exploded into laughter, which continued for an hour or so. Then she printed it out and started showing it around the department.

Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz. It's a classic.