░░▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒░░ (masstreble) wrote,
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masstreble

Every poll taken gets up and polls. THE PEOPLE IT POLLS GET UP AND POLL.

Poll #1530807 Hey you! You take those pants off!

Great. You just dropped your Death Note into a Puddle of Inverse. Now you can write names into the Life Note to make people exist.

Well, good thing I have my Gauntlets of Good Penmenship, then. Let's get crackin'!
3(21.4%)
Holy crap a Puddle of Inverse. What if I drop in, um, I don't know. My gum?
4(28.6%)
Cool, I can use this to... wait. What are the now inverted and totally bizarre rules?
6(42.9%)
Oh, oh MAN. Damn IT. I'm so freakin' clumsy. I hope nobody saw that.
0(0.0%)
...Good thing I didn't drop my Non-Exploded Bomb in there. Maybe I should, uh, put it away.
1(7.1%)

Everything's accounted for. You're prepared as you are going to be. Everyone's depending on you. Take a deep breath. There's no turning back now.

HEY YALL WATCH THIS
4(28.6%)
[Pick up a nearby car and throw it at the Vile Demiurge]
0(0.0%)
Whheeeeeeeeee!
0(0.0%)
"Okay, I'm going to move all my rocket guys up this bluff, and they're going to shoot at your tank thing."
2(14.3%)
May the gods have mercy on these poor bastards. RELEASE THE PENGUINS!
8(57.1%)

You kick down the door, and you encounter...

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