So, now that we're alone, um, there's been something I wanted to ask you about. See, there's this boy that I like...
Human females don't consume thier mates, correct? He shouldn't try to flee if you tell him.
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Ahh. I'll show you some easy holds you can put him in. Eventually, you'll break him to your will.
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Hey, *I* didn't tell everyone you were a lesbian, that was Trisha, remember! Trisha! Not me!
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[Fold claw-like hands] Excellent. Show me this... boy.
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Have you asked him to partipate in an online poll yet? That's a good ice-breaker.
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ohmygod ohmygod there's blood everywhere
Wait... not blood! It's paint!
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Wait... not blood! It's jelly!
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Wait... not blood! It's... wait, my bad, it is blood. Nevermind. As you were.
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Well, now, what did you learn about running around the blood bank with scissors?
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Yeah, sorry, I have so much blood I've started storing it externally. Jelly bean?
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Say that there was a script of Star Wars where the entirety of the dialouge was replaced with strings of the capital letter 'A'. And then it was acted. Your favorite line would be:
Luke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Darth Vader: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Han Solo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wow, this is even more pointless than usual.
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...RELEASE THE PENGUINS!
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