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Thu, Mar. 4th, 2010, 09:44 pm
This one's shorter than usual. Or previous ones were longer than usual. We don't know yet!

Poll #1534057 Quick! Before everyone goes over to Dreamwidth! PPPP!

So, now that we're alone, um, there's been something I wanted to ask you about. See, there's this boy that I like...

Human females don't consume thier mates, correct? He shouldn't try to flee if you tell him.
2(16.7%)
Ahh. I'll show you some easy holds you can put him in. Eventually, you'll break him to your will.
3(25.0%)
Hey, *I* didn't tell everyone you were a lesbian, that was Trisha, remember! Trisha! Not me!
1(8.3%)
[Fold claw-like hands] Excellent. Show me this... boy.
4(33.3%)
Have you asked him to partipate in an online poll yet? That's a good ice-breaker.
2(16.7%)

ohmygod ohmygod there's blood everywhere

Wait... not blood! It's paint!
0(0.0%)
Wait... not blood! It's jelly!
1(8.3%)
Wait... not blood! It's... wait, my bad, it is blood. Nevermind. As you were.
5(41.7%)
Well, now, what did you learn about running around the blood bank with scissors?
1(8.3%)
Yeah, sorry, I have so much blood I've started storing it externally. Jelly bean?
5(41.7%)

Say that there was a script of Star Wars where the entirety of the dialouge was replaced with strings of the capital letter 'A'. And then it was acted. Your favorite line would be:

Luke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2(16.7%)
Darth Vader: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0(0.0%)
Han Solo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4(33.3%)
Wow, this is even more pointless than usual.
1(8.3%)
...RELEASE THE PENGUINS!
5(41.7%)

Fri, Mar. 5th, 2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
ejia_arath03

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Although I like Q better. It's so... Q-ish. Or maybe Ñ.

Fri, Mar. 5th, 2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
masstreble

I love that article. It tells you everything you need to know about AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

It helps if you actually imagine the movie, with all the same direction and action, except everyone is screaming at each other. The princess all holed up with R2D2 while the storm troopers swarm their ship. She leans over and screams into R2D2 for a little bit. And then there's the end, when Obi-Wan's spectral voice is screaming AAAAAAAAAA at Luke over the Death Star (or the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA as everyone called it).

Classic. Do it with all of your favorite films if you want to stand there laughing like a lunatic while your friends and family cringe at your apparent spiral into dissociative madness. Or, as they'll eventually start to call it, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA