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masstreble

This one's shorter than usual. Or previous ones were longer than usual. We don't know yet!

Poll #1534057 Quick! Before everyone goes over to Dreamwidth! PPPP!

So, now that we're alone, um, there's been something I wanted to ask you about. See, there's this boy that I like...

Human females don't consume thier mates, correct? He shouldn't try to flee if you tell him.
2(16.7%)
Ahh. I'll show you some easy holds you can put him in. Eventually, you'll break him to your will.
3(25.0%)
Hey, *I* didn't tell everyone you were a lesbian, that was Trisha, remember! Trisha! Not me!
1(8.3%)
[Fold claw-like hands] Excellent. Show me this... boy.
4(33.3%)
Have you asked him to partipate in an online poll yet? That's a good ice-breaker.
2(16.7%)

ohmygod ohmygod there's blood everywhere

Wait... not blood! It's paint!
0(0.0%)
Wait... not blood! It's jelly!
1(8.3%)
Wait... not blood! It's... wait, my bad, it is blood. Nevermind. As you were.
5(41.7%)
Well, now, what did you learn about running around the blood bank with scissors?
1(8.3%)
Yeah, sorry, I have so much blood I've started storing it externally. Jelly bean?
5(41.7%)

Say that there was a script of Star Wars where the entirety of the dialouge was replaced with strings of the capital letter 'A'. And then it was acted. Your favorite line would be:

Luke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2(16.7%)
Darth Vader: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0(0.0%)
Han Solo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4(33.3%)
Wow, this is even more pointless than usual.
1(8.3%)
...RELEASE THE PENGUINS!
5(41.7%)
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