░░▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒░░ (masstreble) wrote,
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masstreble

This one's got werewolves, Speed Racer, and hell in it. Not in that order, though.

Poll #1552008 A poll approaches. You ready your weapon...

Perhaps one of the stranger swaths of real estate in upper hell is the mountain range of keys.

Oh man my mom told me I was concieved there.
1(8.3%)
I was on a hiking trip there once. I, uh, lost my cell phone.
5(41.7%)
(I wonder if this is going to be on the test.)
4(33.3%)
Hmm. Interesting. Tell me, do you fuck like the dog?
2(16.7%)

So what you're telling me is that you're not the werewolf, but your brother is?

What? No, there's no werewolf. My brother's just -- *SIGH* put down the gun!
0(0.0%)
Yeah. And now I'm the one in the helecopter with the rifle. Start running you sorry bastard.
0(0.0%)
Yeah. And I'm not. For the last time, it doesn't work like that.
3(25.0%)
Neither of us are "werewolves". We are wolves that take the form of men. I'm starting to wonder why we bother.
4(33.3%)
...So, you took me up here because you thought I was my brother? God that just, ugh! I'm going back to the party.
5(41.7%)

"Here he comes/ here comes Speed Racer/ he's a demon on wheels"

Really? Why come paladins don't attack him, then?
4(33.3%)
Come to think of it, I've never seen him with the helmet off.
4(33.3%)
So, is the Mach 5 infernal technology, or what?
0(0.0%)
I knew it. He's always hanging out with that monkey!
1(8.3%)
"So that means that Racer X is!" "That's right. Satan."
3(25.0%)
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