Does this PPPP have the Buddha nature?

Fri, Apr. 23rd, 2010, 12:53 pm
Does this PPPP have the Buddha nature?

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What is the sound of two hands failing to clap each other?

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I think you mean... uh...

0(0.0%)

What?

3(25.0%)

Um. Kind of a woosh-woosh?

9(75.0%)

If a tree falls in the forrest, why didn't you prevent it?

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The tree would make a sou-- wait, huh?

3(25.0%)

...What?

4(33.3%)

I, uh. Because, I... I don't know.

5(41.7%)

What did your face look like before you had one?

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(I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.)

7(58.3%)

Whaaaat?

2(16.7%)

These questions are hard!

3(25.0%)

What is your nature?

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Th-three pounds of flax.

3(25.0%)

*sob* Mu.

3(25.0%)

...

6(50.0%)

Time's up. Please pass your answer sheets forward.

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Oh god I'm totally going to fail this class. Wait, that's... *enlightenment*

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The... Wait, we were supposed to-- I didn't get an answer sheet! ...Oh. *enlightenment*

6(54.5%)

But... *englightenment*

5(45.5%)

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Fri, Apr. 23rd, 2010 09:07 pm (UTC)
masstreble

Oh, man, I think I inadvertently just invented a new euphemism for anal sex. "Excuse me, has your butt been enlightened?"

And you can't duck into Christian-flavored euphemisms, because you're begging people to come up with a rather interesting interpretation of "virgin mary". Blood of the lamb indeed.

Ugh, I'm stopping now, before somebody stops me for me.

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