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masstreble

Does this PPPP have the Buddha nature?

Poll #1555326 Does this poll have a name?

What is the sound of two hands failing to clap each other?

I think you mean... uh...
0(0.0%)
What?
3(25.0%)
Um. Kind of a woosh-woosh?
9(75.0%)

If a tree falls in the forrest, why didn't you prevent it?

The tree would make a sou-- wait, huh?
3(25.0%)
...What?
4(33.3%)
I, uh. Because, I... I don't know.
5(41.7%)

What did your face look like before you had one?

(I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.)
7(58.3%)
Whaaaat?
2(16.7%)
These questions are hard!
3(25.0%)

What is your nature?

Th-three pounds of flax.
3(25.0%)
*sob* Mu.
3(25.0%)
...
6(50.0%)

Time's up. Please pass your answer sheets forward.

Oh god I'm totally going to fail this class. Wait, that's... *enlightenment*
0(0.0%)
The... Wait, we were supposed to-- I didn't get an answer sheet! ...Oh. *enlightenment*
6(54.5%)
But... *englightenment*
5(45.5%)
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