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Fri, Apr. 23rd, 2010, 12:53 pm
Does this PPPP have the Buddha nature?

Poll #1555326 Does this poll have a name?

What is the sound of two hands failing to clap each other?

I think you mean... uh...
0(0.0%)
What?
3(25.0%)
Um. Kind of a woosh-woosh?
9(75.0%)

If a tree falls in the forrest, why didn't you prevent it?

The tree would make a sou-- wait, huh?
3(25.0%)
...What?
4(33.3%)
I, uh. Because, I... I don't know.
5(41.7%)

What did your face look like before you had one?

(I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.)
7(58.3%)
Whaaaat?
2(16.7%)
These questions are hard!
3(25.0%)

What is your nature?

Th-three pounds of flax.
3(25.0%)
*sob* Mu.
3(25.0%)
...
6(50.0%)

Time's up. Please pass your answer sheets forward.

Oh god I'm totally going to fail this class. Wait, that's... *enlightenment*
0(0.0%)
The... Wait, we were supposed to-- I didn't get an answer sheet! ...Oh. *enlightenment*
6(54.5%)
But... *englightenment*
5(45.5%)
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Fri, Apr. 23rd, 2010 09:07 pm (UTC)
masstreble

Oh, man, I think I inadvertently just invented a new euphemism for anal sex. "Excuse me, has your butt been enlightened?"

And you can't duck into Christian-flavored euphemisms, because you're begging people to come up with a rather interesting interpretation of "virgin mary". Blood of the lamb indeed.

Ugh, I'm stopping now, before somebody stops me for me.

Sat, Apr. 24th, 2010 06:59 am (UTC)
ejia_arath03

Oh great. Now I have to be doubly wary of missionaries who try to offer me enlightenment.

Sat, Apr. 24th, 2010 06:49 pm (UTC)
masstreble

Always beware missionaries period, darling.

Sat, Apr. 24th, 2010 07:48 pm (UTC)
alfador_fox

"My boyfriend and I are trying to attain eternal one-ness, but we don't have stretched enough sphincters yet."

Fri, Apr. 23rd, 2010 11:40 pm (UTC)
bossgoji

I forswear enlightenment. Having all the answers is boring and unpleasant.

Sat, Apr. 24th, 2010 06:50 pm (UTC)
masstreble

But how would you know?