░░▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒░░ (masstreble) wrote,

It's springtime in poll-land, springtime for all the little girl and boy radio buttons.

Poll #1558483 Kinda phoning this week's PPPP in.

What's with all the papers?

I am building a paper golem. Go away.
We're doing research. On huge messes.
Guinea pigs, man. We need them for the guinea pigs.

Would you be interested in desert today?

Good morning to you, too.
Oh, come on, not more deserts. Why did I think moving to Candyland was a good idea?
Yes! Desert for all of the fighting men! *cheers and clattering of spears*

What weighs more: a cat, or a pregnant cat?

Holy sh- honey, get back. I'm locking the door. There's freaking lions in our house.
I was on my way to work, and there was two adult tigers on the subway with me. They got off at the red line junction...
Sweetie, what, what are those? Are thos lynxes? You can't bring them to school. I'm calling... someone!
Would any of you idiots care to tell me why there are two cougars in the motor pool? Anyone? What memo did I goddamn miss?!
Usually, gathering raw data to answer these statistical questions isn't this much fun. *meow* *mew* *purr*
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