What's with all the papers?
I am building a paper golem. Go away.
7(50.0%)
We're doing research. On huge messes.
4(28.6%)
Guinea pigs, man. We need them for the guinea pigs.
3(21.4%)
Would you be interested in desert today?
Good morning to you, too.
7(50.0%)
Oh, come on, not more deserts. Why did I think moving to Candyland was a good idea?
1(7.1%)
Yes! Desert for all of the fighting men! *cheers and clattering of spears*
6(42.9%)
What weighs more: a cat, or a pregnant cat?
Holy sh- honey, get back. I'm locking the door. There's freaking lions in our house.
0(0.0%)
I was on my way to work, and there was two adult tigers on the subway with me. They got off at the red line junction...
0(0.0%)
Sweetie, what, what are those? Are thos lynxes? You can't bring them to school. I'm calling... someone!
1(7.1%)
Would any of you idiots care to tell me why there are two cougars in the motor pool? Anyone? What memo did I goddamn miss?!
2(14.3%)
Usually, gathering raw data to answer these statistical questions isn't this much fun. *meow* *mew* *purr*
11(78.6%)
