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Fri, May. 28th, 2010, 12:27 pm
Ugh, commercials and news.

Poll #1571134 Intermission Pt. 1

Crabby Clean! It

sanitized, oxides, mesmerizes.
0(0.0%)
infiltrates, saturates, prorates.
6(42.9%)
can get you places, show you thing, take your pants off.
4(28.6%)
is perfect for any dish! Spice up your tacos, your sandwhiches, your salads, your lovers.
4(28.6%)

Gupstein, Claus, and Lynch:

Lawyers with uncharacteristic passion.
1(7.1%)
We're not actually a law or financial firm, we manufacture ice cream.
7(50.0%)
Formerly the San Deigo-based superhero team, they are deciding to take a more grass-roots approach to crime fighting.
6(42.9%)

Punctuation Gang, that's us, we're here for the money, so,

Put it in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
0(0.0%)
Has anybody plugged the security feed yet? Don't you know that the cops will get here soon? Should I do it?
1(7.1%)
These mall cop types can't stop us: our handle on punction is too much for them:
2(14.3%)
- Oh my god we're going to be rich- ooh look a pen with a springey on it - hey is that a-
8(57.1%)
Stay down! We mean business! Even dash! Even though it looks like she has ADHD! She does! It is just who she is!
3(21.4%)
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Sat, May. 29th, 2010 12:30 pm (UTC)
ejia_arath03

Somewhat related, but I saw "prostates".

Sat, May. 29th, 2010 06:45 pm (UTC)
masstreble

Crabby Clean will stimulate your prostate with the power of a thousand crabs!

Sat, May. 29th, 2010 06:44 pm (UTC)
masstreble

Crabby Clean helps you procreate! It gives you an erection, gets your kids out of detention!