We can all be more awesome.
Every person on earth could be more patient, every person on earth could be more understanding, and every person on earth could be a little less conditional.
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It's a war out there, kids. A war of AWESOME vs. THE SAME OL' SHIT.
I choose to be a soldier of AWESOME.
It is for that reason that I choose to say the following:
PEEN'R.
Thank you and have a wonderful day.