May 21st, 2005

confused, angry

Today has been a big sex and pornography-filled adventure.

That has to be the drollest subject post I've ever typed. XD

Earler today, I was failing at making my room not suck when dad came in and sat down at my computer. While I "WTF?"ed, he got online completed some random online chore. Then he disconnected and started just dicking around on my computer while I fight the nerd instinct to defend my turf and kick him off. He was just opening random folders and such, but eventually he made his way to the "my pictures" folder. By the looks of it, he was looking for porn. (Not to be the morality police or anything -- quite the opposite: he was bored and wanted to look at porn, I think.) Luckily, he didn't find either a) my pile of stashed porn that would make him Never Look At Me The Same Way Again or b) the huge pile of anatomy refference pictures that might be mistaken for very cold, soft porn.

Later on, he commented that I don't need my drawing table because I never use it. This made me also realize c) any of the more carnal things I drew on that table (and scanned for some reason).

So, all of that behind me, I hopped onine and I see these two (work-safe) posts on my friends page:
Spite and Mentos* and somebody's fun on Second Life.

When it rains, it... nevermind. XD

* I know what I'm doing tomorrow! :D
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confused, angry

It almost got ALL OVER MY FACE.

IT WORKS! X3

Here's what I did: I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up got a 2 liter bottle of Sprite ("Obey Your Thirst") and a tube of Mentos ("The Freshmaker"). I called the doctor, wake him up, ask him "doctor, is there nothing I can take, doctor, to relieve this bellyache" put the Sprite on some flat ground and opened it up. I opened up the tube of Mentos and the Sprite bottle and agitated the liquid by thumping the side. After it was nice and bubbly, I slid the mints and backed up. It made a *shoooof* noise, and it was the most beautifal things I had ever seen. After everything settled, I noticed there was still some liquid and mentos left in the bottom of the bottle. Curiousity got the best of me (twice in one day! XD) and I took a swig. Imagine flat Sprite with Mentos aftertaste ("Obey Your Freshmaker"?). Not good, but certainly interesting.

I feel rather satisfied. ^ .^

Miscellanious ademendium: Why isn't there a name for that thematic "BUM-BUM-BUUUM!" sound we hear so much? I think I'll call them "chord of intrigue". This means I'm going to have to learn to spell "intrigue", but so be it.

Even More Miscellanious ademendium: What is it with my almost-NSFW subject lines lately?
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