-
An Unordered List Detailing Things I Have Never Done- Presented, in Powerpoint, the narrative of a life of a two-dimensional rhinoceros.
- Fought fisticuffs with a small flock of vampire fairies.
- Hugged the Livejournal servers.
- Had a brain transplant. No I haven't. Shut up.
- Danced on my own grave.
- Sleepwalked into an especially precarious situation.
- Played dice games with fine deities such as Dionysus, Isis, or Ganesha.
- Tripped and fell into a pile of M&Ms.
- Saved the princess.
- Stayed up really late talking to
rubberskunk about the nineties.
