Why don't you come and alight on my shoulder?
A bird totally landed on my head today. A robin. I was wearing this shirt on my head, and it was grey and brown plaid, so I'll bet she thought I was something that's, you know, not an animal. Unfortunately, nobody saw her for the five or seconds she was up there. Still, I thought it was pretty darn cool.
...This is really boring, isn't it? You wouldn't think so if a bird landed on your head.
...This is really boring, isn't it? You wouldn't think so if a bird landed on your head.
