I know this is kind of troll-y, but, um,

There's a cat that has been virtually adopted by the landfill after he showed up there earlier this year. That was the poor guy's intended…
Part-time my arse; I'm working overtime! That means less time online, but more money. I'm starting to feel kind of isolated and exhasted here, but…
Semester completed, moving back to Palmer, land of lesser Internet access. This will mean that my level of Internet presence... won't change at all,…
There's a cat that has been virtually adopted by the landfill after he showed up there earlier this year. That was the poor guy's intended…
Part-time my arse; I'm working overtime! That means less time online, but more money. I'm starting to feel kind of isolated and exhasted here, but…
Semester completed, moving back to Palmer, land of lesser Internet access. This will mean that my level of Internet presence... won't change at all,…