Oh, well. You're here; let's get started.
I was pondering time travel this afternoon. One day, we'll have acsess to genetic splicing, and all kinds of bio-chaos and dismorphic nonsense will ensue. (I hope to live to see this.) This eventually lead the possibility of an eccentric anarchistic fetishist to modify himself with a few choice genes (equine, in paticular), time travelling back to catch a younger version of himself in a disadvantaged position. He would cryptically quip, "Go where no man has ever gone before!" and -- after few swift moves -- ravage himself with his modified, gargantuan genitals.
See? We would need time police.
...NAAAAH! >: ]
(The only reason I posted anything was to push whatever is messing up my friends page out. My apologies to any innocent minds damaged.)