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Sun, Oct. 17th, 2004, 08:34 pm
Moment-spur post!

"NO IRON" - Tag on a pillow.
*Forehead slap* No friggin' DUH! XD

*Irons one hundred pillows, and jams the resulting stack of smoldering, stinking cotton papers into a single pillow-case.*

Sun, Oct. 17th, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)

So -that's- why my pillows lost their fluff? Hrm... interesting...

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 12:13 am (UTC)
masstreble: Fluffing them.

Those were your one hundred pillows?

...Try fluffing them? ()^ _^

Sun, Oct. 17th, 2004 09:59 pm (UTC)

I prefer ironing cash. Get 'em good enough, and you can make some nasty paper cuts, although it makes coins too hot to pocket.

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 12:17 am (UTC)
masstreble: Still:

Vending machines still take not the flatest cash. XP

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 09:51 am (UTC)

"no iron"? Maybe it needs one?

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 03:28 pm (UTC)

Maybe it needs some. My pillow has been feeling anemic lately...

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 08:03 pm (UTC)

Feed it some of that Total cereal. I hear that has plenty of iron in it.

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 08:14 pm (UTC)

Oh, totally!

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)

What, no iron in the pillows? Hmh, I gotta stop chewing my pillows then if it's so useless... ;-)

Mon, Oct. 18th, 2004 02:51 pm (UTC)

No iron.... so that's what ate the iron my mother's been looking for!
No wonder!

Sun, Oct. 24th, 2004 08:18 am (UTC)

The irony of these jokes popping up on YOUR journal is too much. :P