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Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004, 12:42 pm
This site is not a hoax! It is real!

Pfffff-ha ha ha ha ha ha! XD Have no fear: Molatar the Christian Dragon is here to save all of our lost, confused souls!

Love you. God Bless.

Mass Treble.
Human, Realist, Student. (In that order? XD)

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 02:20 pm (UTC)
guido_jacobs

I'm a gamer, not a christian.

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
masstreble: ?

Huh?

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 05:39 pm (UTC)
sparksol: Re: ?

I think he means he thinks it doesn't apply to him, but I'm uncertain of that. It could mean almost anything.

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 06:32 pm (UTC)
makzu: Re: ?

We need to convert him! Quick, save his heathen soul!

The power of Christ compels you!

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 10:06 pm (UTC)
guido_jacobs: Re: ?

Just like I said, in my state of insanity, video games have become a full-out religion to me. No prayers or church needed, just play video games.

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 05:32 pm (UTC)
sparksol

I'd be speechless, but dang, that's funny.
I'm especially amused by his ideas on what he calls "P-Shifting".

I'd add more, but I'm at school at the moment....

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 06:07 pm (UTC)
invaderluca

Wow...silly dragon he is...*nodnod*

And we need to talk hun, it's been ages!

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)
gomanfox

Wow.... that's kinda.... wow.... My soul isn't lost or confused. It knows exactly where it's gonna end up. >.>
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Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 07:35 pm (UTC)
gomanfox

I dunno, my friends will all be there, I think it'll be pleasant. >.> We'll make it pleasant! Wee!

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 07:41 pm (UTC)
masstreble: I had to toss this in:

"However, the Christian church is the most persecuted of all ethnic groups."

BWA HA HA HA HA! XD Hey, Christians: you're an ethnic group now! XD

Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 07:50 pm (UTC)
masstreble: More Molatar ~classics~.

"I am both dragon and werewolf. I used to suppress the latter, but I find now that its just as much a part of me as the dragon, although I favor my dragon side."

ROFLMAO! What! The! Crap! XD

Hmm...

Actually, that's kind of interesting if it were just silly fiction. If a dragon gets lycanthropy, you'd end up with a half-dragon wolf thing once and a while. That would be interesting to play around with, but in this context it is LMAO-errific!

Tue, Nov. 23rd, 2004 06:22 pm (UTC)
holohedron

Very Napoleon Dynamite.

Tue, Nov. 23rd, 2004 09:09 pm (UTC)
masstreble: Might you share an explanation, gentleman?

I've never watched it, sadly -- you may have to explain.

Tue, Nov. 23rd, 2004 10:40 pm (UTC)
holohedron: OK!

The main character "Napoleon Dynamite" is a goofball Mormon high school kid who never swears, draws crude fantasy/furry art, thinks ligers are magic, keeps dragon posters on his wall, and psychs himself up by talking about his ninja powers. The door to his room has a sign that reads "Pegasus Crossing". At one point in the film, he and his uncle purchase a crystal time machine over the Internet and blow a fuse trying to get it to work. In short, he is Uber-Geek, and just the sort of person who would attempt to "P-Shift" for real.

Whew!

Wed, Nov. 24th, 2004 06:37 pm (UTC)
sparksol

I was ready to look it over for further analysis, but it seems to be gone now. Hmm....