Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004, 12:42 pm
This site is not a hoax! It is real!
Pfffff-ha ha ha ha ha ha!
XD Have no fear: Molatar the Christian Dragon
is here to save all of our lost, confused souls!
Love you. God Bless.
Human, Realist, Student. (In that order? XD)
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 02:20 pm (UTC)
I'm a gamer, not a christian.
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 05:39 pm (UTC)
sparksol: Re: ?
I think he means he thinks it doesn't apply to him, but I'm uncertain of that. It could mean almost anything.
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 06:32 pm (UTC)
makzu: Re: ?
We need to convert him! Quick, save his heathen soul!
of Christ compels
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 10:06 pm (UTC)
guido_jacobs: Re: ?
Just like I said, in my state of insanity, video games have become a full-out religion to me. No prayers or church needed, just play video games.
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 05:32 pm (UTC)
I'd be speechless, but dang, that's funny.
I'm especially amused by his ideas on what he calls "P-Shifting".
I'd add more, but I'm at school at the moment....
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 06:07 pm (UTC)
Wow...silly dragon he is...*nodnod*
And we need to talk hun, it's been ages!
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)
Wow.... that's kinda.... wow.... My soul isn't lost or confused. It knows exactly where it's gonna end up. >.>
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 07:35 pm (UTC)
I dunno, my friends will all be there, I think it'll be pleasant. >.> We'll make it pleasant! Wee!
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 07:41 pm (UTC)
masstreble: I had to toss this in:
"However, the Christian church is the most persecuted of all ethnic groups."
BWA HA HA HA HA! XD Hey, Christians: you're an ethnic group now! XD
Mon, Nov. 22nd, 2004 07:50 pm (UTC)
masstreble: More Molatar ~classics~.
"I am both dragon and werewolf. I used to suppress the latter, but I find now that its just as much a part of me as the dragon, although I favor my dragon side."
ROFLMAO! What! The! Crap! XD
Actually, that's kind of interesting if it were just silly fiction. If a dragon gets lycanthropy, you'd end up with a half-dragon wolf thing once and a while. That would be interesting to play around with, but in this context it is LMAO-errific!
Tue, Nov. 23rd, 2004 06:22 pm (UTC)
Very Napoleon Dynamite.
Tue, Nov. 23rd, 2004 09:09 pm (UTC)
masstreble: Might you share an explanation, gentleman?
I've never watched it, sadly -- you may have to explain.
Tue, Nov. 23rd, 2004 10:40 pm (UTC)
The main character "Napoleon Dynamite" is a goofball Mormon high school kid who never swears, draws crude fantasy/furry art, thinks ligers are magic, keeps dragon posters on his wall, and psychs himself up by talking about his ninja powers. The door to his room has a sign that reads "Pegasus Crossing". At one point in the film, he and his uncle purchase a crystal time machine over the Internet and blow a fuse trying to get it to work. In short, he is Uber-Geek, and just the sort of person who would attempt to "P-Shift" for real.
Wed, Nov. 24th, 2004 06:37 pm (UTC)
I was ready to look it over for further analysis, but it seems to be gone now. Hmm....