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TISM's "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" lyrics.

I was listening to This Is Serious, Mum's "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" (animation by Bernard Derriman, supposedly) in an attempt to transcribe the lyrics. It took me almost a dozen listens, but I was confident I had it! I found somebody else to check it against; seems I did a pretty good job (if I might say so myself).

"Everyone Has Had More Sex Than Me" lyrics

Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling

Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)

Corporate capers and office amour
Shanenagins outdoor and in
Resist and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin

*Keyboard solo*

Our lives have to die -- of that there's no help
My favorite way to end 'em
Is the orb-weaver's spider whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse at
He would rather die than not get to fuck --
Personally I would recon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Does everybody else
get that feeling? (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Does everybody else
get that feeling?
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone think
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