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Wed, Nov. 24th, 2004, 02:37 pm
TISM's "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" lyrics.

I was listening to This Is Serious, Mum's "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" (animation by Bernard Derriman, supposedly) in an attempt to transcribe the lyrics. It took me almost a dozen listens, but I was confident I had it! I found somebody else to check it against; seems I did a pretty good job (if I might say so myself).

"Everyone Has Had More Sex Than Me" lyrics

Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling

Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)

Corporate capers and office amour
Shanenagins outdoor and in
Resist and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin

*Keyboard solo*

Our lives have to die -- of that there's no help
My favorite way to end 'em
Is the orb-weaver's spider whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck
Left for his rivals to curse at
He would rather die than not get to fuck --
Personally I would recon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Does everybody else
get that feeling? (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Everyone else has had more sex than me (wooo-ooo-ooo)
Does everybody else
get that feeling?
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone
Does everyone think

Wed, Nov. 24th, 2004 03:51 pm (UTC)
makzu

That's a great song. XD

BTW, get on AIM! Or something! I need to talk at you.

Wed, Nov. 24th, 2004 06:07 pm (UTC)
sparksol

I suspect I'd be the one on keyboard. Y'know, the one with the "0".

Because, hey, I don't care.

Thu, Nov. 25th, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)
laina_inverse

hehehe
Very cute.

Sat, Nov. 27th, 2004 09:58 am (UTC)
alfador_fox

I saw an oekaki picture which had the singing rabbit and the keyboard guy, having very obviously just done something naughty--made all the more obvious by the fact that the singer now had a 2 on his front and the keyboardist had a 1. ;)

Sat, Dec. 11th, 2004 01:07 pm (UTC)
bonniebrougham

Found via Google, during a search for lyrics...

THANK YOU!!! X-D You're my hero of the week :)

<3BlackCat

Sun, Dec. 12th, 2004 02:15 pm (UTC)
masstreble: Alright!

Really? Google already has this indexed? Wow! What was your search query (if you can remember)?

Sun, Dec. 12th, 2004 08:18 pm (UTC)
bonniebrougham: Re: Alright!

Yep, yer on Google :)

My search query was "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Lyrics", and if I remember correctly, you were the first listed.

<3BlackCat

Sun, Jan. 2nd, 2005 10:49 am (UTC)
(Anonymous): Re: Alright!

Excellent, simply excellent.