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Sun, Jan. 23rd, 2005, 10:58 pm
After a little harmless surfing...

It re-occured to me just how hate-filled the 'net is. What the heck is wrong with us?

Mon, Jan. 24th, 2005 11:08 am (UTC)

It's all the pornography; it's made us lazy and ungrateful. Why, in my day, we had to leave our computer on all day and all night for a week to download a few megs of porn. *shakes the 56k-stick*

Or, really, it's just because people are morons. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Mon, Jan. 24th, 2005 06:33 pm (UTC)
guido_jacobs: Old man's rant

a few MEGS? In your day? what are you, three? Back in my day, we had to draw our own in the sand, with sticks we broke off trees with our bare hands! *shakes his elder stick*

Mon, Jan. 24th, 2005 11:04 pm (UTC)
makzu: Re: Old man's rant

Sticks? STICKS!? Let me tell you, Sonny, we didn't have yer fancy sticks or yer sand to make porn with! We had to carve pictures into things with our teeth! Rocks, trees, wild animals, each other.. anything we could get our hands on!

And let me tell YOU, Sonny, we liked it that way!

Mon, Jan. 24th, 2005 11:10 pm (UTC)
masstreble: Old man's rant part four:

Teeeeeth? Teeeeeeeeth? I remember what it was like when we used to use our pseudopods to form crude representations of copulation out of little hunks of organic matter! Let me tell you: you take vertebrae for granted, sporeling!

Mon, Jan. 24th, 2005 11:39 pm (UTC)
guido_jacobs: Re: Old man's rant part four:

pseudopods? PSEUDOPODS!?! Back in my day, all we were were microorganisms! ...which were asexual...so...no porn.