It seems like almost everyone I know is feeling all sad like I was. See, one of the major let-downs of the 'net is that you can't really interact with them like I wish I could. Then again, one of the shortcomings of meatspace is that it isn't any better there, either. Auugh! XP
To fix the problem I summon cute!
Pwing! (Thanks, thetakogun!) Pwing! Pwing! Donk! (Oops.)
[Edit]: Also, Pwing! (Thanks, evilsibe, even though you'll never see this and we don't know each other! XD)