"When I was five or so, I was talking with my grandmother over the phone. I wanted to show her something, so I said, 'Here!' and pointed the reciever at it. What is this an example of?"
I answered, "Comedic gold."
Many turn-of-the-century inventors were all trying to get into a bar this one time-- --but Thomas Edison was the first to patent it.
It's the night of the full moon, and I have a confession to make. I'm a were________. Yes, I know that comes as a shock to you, but it's true, on…
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