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Wed, Apr. 27th, 2005, 03:21 pm
Who wears short shorts?

Who wears short shorts? I mean this philosphically and socially. Of all the people in the world, who does not conceal (or flaunts, even) their methods of propulsion?

Models wear short shorts.

Artists wear short shorts.

Honest businessmen wear short shorts.

Politicians don't.

Most athletes wear short shorts.

If they are wearing anything at all, porn stars wear short shorts.

Nobody can see the barrista's shorts. The barrista is mysterious.

The newsman wears long pants. Long-long-long-long-long-long pants.

Do you wear short shorts?

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 03:49 am (UTC)

I wear pants. Or sweat pants. And sometimes swim shorts, if I'm swimming sinking.

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)

I don't wear pants. I glue the soles of shoes to my feet.

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 05:43 am (UTC)

I wear short shorts, unless it's too cold to do so. And sometimes even when it is.

Or unless I'm not wearing shorts at all. Which is usually at home. Aheh.

Thu, Apr. 28th, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC)

Short shorts would only reveal my nasty hairy legs. No one wants to see that.

Fri, Apr. 29th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)

I don't wear short shorts, just shorts.