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Who wears short shorts? I mean this philosphically and socially. Of all the people in the world, who does not conceal (or flaunts, even) their methods of propulsion?

Models wear short shorts.

Artists wear short shorts.

Honest businessmen wear short shorts.

Politicians don't.

Most athletes wear short shorts.

If they are wearing anything at all, porn stars wear short shorts.

Nobody can see the barrista's shorts. The barrista is mysterious.

The newsman wears long pants. Long-long-long-long-long-long pants.

Do you wear short shorts?