Here's what I did: I
put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up
got a 2 liter bottle of Sprite ("Obey Your Thirst") and a tube of Mentos ("The Freshmaker"). I
called the doctor, wake him up, ask him "doctor, is there nothing I can take, doctor, to relieve this bellyache"
put the Sprite on some flat ground and opened it up. I opened up the tube of Mentos and the Sprite bottle and agitated the liquid by thumping the side. After it was nice and bubbly, I slid the mints and backed up. It made a *shoooof*
noise, and it was the most beautifal things I had ever seen. After everything settled, I noticed there was still some liquid and mentos left in the bottom of the bottle. Curiousity got the best of me (twice in one day! XD) and I took a swig. Imagine flat Sprite with Mentos aftertaste ("Obey Your Freshmaker"?). Not good, but certainly interesting.
I feel rather satisfied. ♥
Miscellanious ademendium: Why isn't there a name for that thematic "BUM-BUM-BUUUM!" sound we hear so much? I think I'll call them "chord of intrigue". This means I'm going to have to learn to spell "intrigue", but so be it.
Even More Miscellanious ademendium: What is it with my almost-NSFW subject lines lately?