Tue, Jun. 14th, 2005, 09:27 pm
"Now I can remember what you look like because I've seen a picture of you licking a fish!"
- I got a better job working at with the local government! At the landfill! It's like a joke, but it isn't. See? Dadaistic humor. It's true, though. See? That's dadaistic humor. Also, I got stung by a bee while at my (better) job today. I felt kind of bad for the thing: if it had not excited when I grabbed that piece of plastic that I wasn't aware that it was on, it wouldn't have died slowly of disembowelment. I could learn a lot from that bee's mistake.
THAT ONE BEE
May 2005 - June 2005
- Dang it! I've been trying silently for years to get Google to pick me up with that exact sequence of characters (my 'Static', as I like to call it), but it won't take! Auuugh!
- You know what's a good idea? Big, black boots with metal buckles, steel-toed and big rubber soles... with rip-cords comin' off the back! Imagine it. I wish I could go on SecondLife and make those boots. Dial-up ruined my boots.
- I just realized that
everything's better with ripcords. Wait, that's not true! Babies with rip-cords is a terrible idea. Or funerals, those aren't improved by rip-cords in the slightest! NM!
- I should start spiffing up my Livejournal. I've been meaning to do it, but, ach! The time!
Maybe I should put rip-cords on my livejournal.
Wed, Jun. 15th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC)
drekrok: Rip Chords?
Dude, Ripcords aren't going to help your sites. or your boots for that matter..... Though maybe it would look cool. LOL
Wed, Jun. 15th, 2005 07:02 am (UTC)
Awww but babies on ripcords would be entertaining! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *SWING* BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!11
Wed, Jun. 15th, 2005 07:07 am (UTC)
But by the time you've got a baby, your parachute's already failed. =>
Wed, Jun. 15th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
That's an awesome idea! Put ripcords on EVERYTHING! *goes out to get ripcords*