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Fri, Jun. 24th, 2005, 09:16 pm
Beauty in the trash heap itself.

I was rummaging through my ancient online history when I came upon this one forum post where I was mock-hitting-on somebody. (It was humorously ironic under the circumstances, I swear.) I remember that night, and how I felt inspired to compose almost two pages of pick-up lines. Buried somewhere in them, I found this little gem:

"I don't have a vagina; may I borrow yours?"

This must be one of the worst pick-up lines of human social history, and I its creator. I believe this is part of my years-long campaign to use intentional stupidity to transcend into Nirvana. :]

Sun, Jun. 26th, 2005 08:26 am (UTC)
guido_jacobs

Why does "I don't have a D***, can I use yours?" sound worse and better at the same time?

Tue, Jun. 28th, 2005 05:18 am (UTC)
masstreble

Oh, I knew it had an additive inverse built into it. See, it is also modular.

Tue, Jun. 28th, 2005 08:02 pm (UTC)
guido_jacobs

Cellular, interactive-odular! :D