"I don't have a vagina; may I borrow yours?"
This must be one of the worst pick-up lines of human social history, and I its creator. I believe this is part of my years-long campaign to use intentional stupidity to transcend into Nirvana. :]
Uh, I didn't think this was LJ worthy at first, but apparently it is. I'm in Boston until Wednesday morning. It's Phase 2: get an apartment. I'm…
There's a cat that has been virtually adopted by the landfill after he showed up there earlier this year. That was the poor guy's intended…
Part-time my arse; I'm working overtime! That means less time online, but more money. I'm starting to feel kind of isolated and exhasted here, but…