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masstreble

Beauty in the trash heap itself.

I was rummaging through my ancient online history when I came upon this one forum post where I was mock-hitting-on somebody. (It was humorously ironic under the circumstances, I swear.) I remember that night, and how I felt inspired to compose almost two pages of pick-up lines. Buried somewhere in them, I found this little gem:

"I don't have a vagina; may I borrow yours?"

This must be one of the worst pick-up lines of human social history, and I its creator. I believe this is part of my years-long campaign to use intentional stupidity to transcend into Nirvana. :]
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