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Sat, Jul. 9th, 2005, 03:13 pm

"Man bites dog", it just occured to me, isn't really news at all. Both inhabit the same environment, and have the obvious capacity to bite. It's only a matter of time and chance until a man bites a dog.

Now, "Book bites robot" -- that's news.

Sun, Jul. 10th, 2005 08:38 pm (UTC)

How about...

Flying Skulloid Talking Encyclopedia Bites Immortal Zombie.

Mon, Jul. 11th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)

That sounds like a headline from Castlevania.

It must have happened in the Library. :D

Mon, Jul. 11th, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)

Planescape: Torment, actually. Morte is a mimir (talking encyclopedia) and a flying, disembodied skull. The Nameless One is the immortal hero who always seems to end up in the Mortuary of Sigil whenever he dies.