I've done some more thinking on the subject of the nature of our userinfo pages, and now I realize what I expected simply doesn't fit everyone. Now, I think, the ideal userinfo page should leave the reader/viewer with a distinct impression of 'who
this person is', or perhaps 'who this person thinks
they are or wants to be'.
...I've thought about it some more, and now all I've got is 'NOT EMPTY'. Perversely, it looks like the more I think about things, the smaller they get.
BEHOLD I HATH FOUND DER SUPERPOWERS!